sometimes jumping is the only option.

I dare you to try to follow my thought process.

sheisthelastflower:

“Bridesmaids” gag reel bloopers.

I love Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig!

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That UNBELIEVABLY AWKWARD moment 

When you & your brother are quoting lyrics to MOTHERLOVER on your BeFri’s facebook wall. 

…Sorry, Ash. 

i’m at the point where i’m not even LAUGHING anymore. Tears are just falling & my throat is squeaking. THIS IS WHY WE’RE FRIENDS. 

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The Verdict… 

Ok, here’s the thing:

Do I think Casey Anthony killed her daughter? I genuinely don’t know. I’m in the same place the jurors were. It looks like she PROBABLY did, but there wasn’t enough HARD EVIDENCE that could prove WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT that she did it. The defense, unfortunately, did their job and showed reasonable doubt. 

Is it RIGHT? No. This fucking sucks. I REPEAT- THIS.FUCKING.SUCKS. An innocent child was murdered for NO reason. That’s never ok. But the fact of the matter is- the only people who know exactly what happened are God, Casey & Caylee. Unfortunately Caylee can’t speak for herself, God’s not a big public speaker and Casey’s probably lying. 

Unfortunately she can’t be tried for the murder ever again. I’m with everybody else here in saying that i’m furious that she got off with a slap on the wrist. The maximum sentence for providing false information to a law enforcement officer is 4 years. She’s been in jail for 3. 

Keep in mind, as Savannah Guthrie tweeted: This moment seems apt to remind: in the law, “not guilty” is not the same concept as “innocent”. Jurors may simply have not been convinced. 

I wasn’t even convinced! No one in that family is innocent. But the physical evidence just wasn’t strong enough. I wish that weren’t the case, but it is. 

So she’ll go to jail. She’ll probably have to be put in isolation because you know SOMEONE in that prison would try to kill her. 

It’s a sad day for Caylee Anthony, but it’s not a sad day for the judicial system. If the media hadn’t been portraying Casey as this monster that we all see- people would probably be cheering. If she is innocent- the judicial system did their job and they kept an innocent person from losing their life. If she’s guilty, she’ll serve SOME time, and her life will NEVER be the same. She will have to live with what she did for the rest of her life. 

It sucks, it’s awful. Please don’t think that i’m saying otherwise. I’m just as appalled as the rest of you. But the sad TRUTH of the matter is that the evidence wasn’t strong enough. 

Because I believe in God, I believe she’ll have to answer for what I THINK she did. 

So basically what i’m saying is- it sucks. I agree with all of you there. I just wish there had been more solid evidence. And if it WASN’T Casey that killed her, I PRAY that whoever did is found guilty. Whether it’s Casey’s parents or someone else. 

Please don’t unfollow me for this. I won’t bring it up again. It’s just my opinion, and this felt like a place where I could write out my thoughts on a matter i’m facing today. 

AHHHHHHH 

So. I just bent back my thumb nail while buttoning my jeans. Hadn’t done that in about a year.

Naturally, I overreacted. 

totally accurate depiction of my emotions.

So… 

So where the fuck are messages and how many followers I have and how many posts i’ve made?

CHANGE IT BACK, TUMBLR. 

I DISAPPROVE.

i SWORE i wouldn’t use this gif because it’s from the movie that has FUCKED. ME. UP. for the last 12 years. but IT’S FUCKING RELEVANT. I feel like doing this right now. and not in a happy way. For those of you that share my irrational fear, I’m so sorry. I promise it won’t happen again. 

A letter to the old tumblr dash. 

brittanaismyreligion:

I want to be with you. But I’m so afraid of the talks, and the looks. I mean, you know what happens with things fucking up all the time on this blogging site. I’m just so afraid of not knowing how many followers I have.

But I guess I have to accept that… I love you. And I don’t want twitter, or facebook, or any of those other websites. I just want you. Please say you’re going to change back. Please.

(Source: santanaclaus)

i’m sick. no, i legit feel like i’ve been shoved head first up an ass. 

my antibiotics aren’t working & I leave for Barbados in a WEEK.

Dear Sickness-

this is the shirt in question.

SUPER offensive, right?

This song is SO PERFECTLY AWKWARD. I love it more than any of the other original songs, aside from Trouty Mouth..which this is tied with.

HeMo. You’re perfect. The end. 

But seriously. SO awkward. PHENOM.